小朋友的英語笑話

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小朋友的英語笑話

　　1)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn. Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing! 開車父親：哎呀，我剛才違規右轉彎了。蘇西：沒事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也這么轉了。

小朋友的英語笑話

　　2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"

　　湯姆對著吉姆罵道:"我受不了你這個苯蛋了!" 吉姆說:"你媽媽能!" 附:bear 有兩重意思:"生"和"忍受"這個笑話正是根據這點.

　　3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"

　　湯姆對著吉姆罵道:"我受不了你這個苯蛋了!" 吉姆說:"你媽媽能!" 附:bear 有兩重意思:"生"和"忍受"這個笑話正是根據這點.

　　4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

　　一男子進入教堂和上帝對話.他問:"主啊, 一百萬美元對你意味著多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又問:"那一百萬年呢?"上帝說:"一秒鐘."最后男子請求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?"上帝回答:"過一秒鐘."

　　5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?” “Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”

　　一盒小火柴媽媽讓湯米去馬路對面的商店里買一盒好用的.火柴。湯米回來后，媽媽問他，“你買的是好用的火柴嗎?” “是的，媽媽。”湯米回答，“我把它們都試過了。”

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