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十萬(wàn)個(gè)冷笑話英文
十萬(wàn)個(gè)冷笑話英文一：
On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman.
一天晚上回家的路上，我看到一家花店外面有一些剛剪下來(lái)的玫瑰。我挑了一打，走進(jìn)店里，一個(gè)年輕的女售貨員跟我打了個(gè)招呼。
"Are these for your wife, sir?" she asked.
“先生，這些是送給你妻子的嗎?”她問(wèn)道。
"Yes," I said.
“是的，”我說(shuō)。
"For her birthday?" she asked.
“她的生日?”她問(wèn)。
"No," I replied.
“不是，”我回答。
"For your anniversary?"
“你們的結(jié)婚紀(jì)念日?”
"No," I said again.
“不是，”我又答道。
As I pocketed my change and headed toward the door, the young woman called out, "I hope she forgives you."
當(dāng)我將找回的錢裝進(jìn)口袋，朝門口走去時(shí)，那年輕的女人沖我喊道：“希望她能原諒你。”
Notes:
spot 認(rèn)出，發(fā)現(xiàn)
fresh-cut 鮮切花
florist 種花人
saleswoman女售貨員
十萬(wàn)個(gè)冷笑話英文二：
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
一天晚上我開(kāi)著丈夫的車去購(gòu)物，
On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."
回來(lái)后發(fā)現(xiàn)車身沾滿灰塵，于是擦洗了一陣。當(dāng)我終于走進(jìn)屋里時(shí)大聲喊：“世界上最愛(ài)你的女人剛擦洗了你的車燈和擋風(fēng)玻璃。”
My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"
我丈夫抬頭看了看，說(shuō)：“媽媽來(lái)了?”
Notes:shopping mall 大型購(gòu)物中心
headlight 前燈
windshield 擋風(fēng)玻璃
十萬(wàn)個(gè)冷笑話英文三：
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.
一天晚上，一家旅館失火，住在這家旅館里的人穿著睡 衣就跑了出來(lái)。
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
兩個(gè)人站在外面，看著大火。
“Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.”
“在我出來(lái)之前，”其中一個(gè)說(shuō)：“我跑進(jìn)一些房間，找到了一大筆錢。人在恐懼中是不會(huì)想到錢的。如果有人把紙幣留在火里，火就會(huì)把它燒成灰燼。所以我把我所能找到的鈔票都拿走了。沒(méi)有人會(huì)因?yàn)槲夷米咚鼈兌兊酶F。”
“You don't know my work，” said the other.
“你不知道我是干什么的。”另一個(gè)說(shuō)。
“What is your work?”
“你是干什么的?”
“I'm a policeman.
“我是警察。”
“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work?”“No，”said the policeman.
“噢!”第一個(gè)人喊了一聲。他靈機(jī)一動(dòng)，說(shuō)：“那你知道我是干什么的?”“不知道。”警察說(shuō)。
“I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”
“我是個(gè)作家。我總是愛(ài)編一些從未發(fā)生過(guò)的故事。”
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